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Let’s Not Talk About Work

Had another working dream last night
And I had to push and pull and fight
Woke up tired too
That ever happen to you?
In the dream I couldn’t do anything right

Let’s not talk about work today
Got things to do and games to play
Let’s not talk about work today at all
Let’s not talk about work today
That crap will keep won’t go away
Better to enjoy this holiday
Let’s not talk about work

Had one of those working dreams again
It was stressful from beginning to the end
Woke up in a sweat
‘Cause my part wasn’t finished yet
Not a dream that I could recommend

Had another working dream again
Hate to think that this is now a trend
Even though I knew
I worried at it like I do
Why I dream that I can’t comprehend

I rather not think about work today
Got things to do and games to play
I rather not think about work today at all
Let’s not talk about work today
Let’s get out and fade away
Maybe go to the matinee
Let’s not talk about work

Let’s talk about religion
Let’s talk politics
Let’s go back to the beginning of time
List the crap we have to fix

Let’s go tit for tat
I’m not gonna take it back
Let’s go brainiac
I’ll not have a heart attack

Let’s talk about
Let’s talk about
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk

Let’s talk world religions
Let’s talk rights and wrongs
Let’s go back to the beginning of time
Let’s decide who belongs

Let’s go back to back
I don’t hafta hit the sack
Let’s go maniac
I’m not gonna piggy back

Let’s talk about
Let’s talk about
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk

Let’s talk about our money
Let’s share how much we owe
Let’s go back to the beginning of time
Tell how we spent our dough

Let’s talk immigration
Let’s talk gun control
Let’s go back to the beginning of time
Let’s make the world whole

Let’s go tit for tat
I’m not gonna take it back
Let’s go brainiac
I’ll not have a heart attack

Let’s talk about –

Let’s go back to back
I don’t hafta hit the sack
Let’s go maniac
I’m not gonna piggy back

Let’s talk about
Let’s talk about
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk a
Let’s talk

Let’s talk
Let’s talk
Let’s talk
Let’s talk talk talk
Let’s talk
Let’s talk
Let’s talk talk talk

Stepped In Gum

I got too big
And I got too small
I got up high
And I had my fall

Walked on water
Slipped on ice
Rode a train
Done it twice
Got an uber
Where I’m from
Rode a limo
And stepped in gum

I got real high
And I got real low
Rollercoaster
Is the status quo

Walked on water
Slipped on ice
Rode a train
Done it twice
Got an uber
Where I’m from
Rode a limo
And stepped in gum

Told Me So

She had a scene a
She had to go
She had to work it all out
Before the show

I was so smart
But I caught on slow
Now I want it all back
And they told me so

Knew all the time
Knew from the get-go
That I’d want it all back
And they told me so

They weren’t forever
She told me so
They had to work it all out
Before I could go

I was so smart
But I caught on slow
Now I want it all back
And they told me so

Knew all the time
Knew from the get-go
That I’d want it all back
And they told me so

It was a short one
They signed me in
I had to work it all out
With a little skin

I was so smart
But I caught on slow
Now I want it all back
And they told me so

Knew all the time
Knew from the get-go
That I’d want it all back
And they told me so

I was so smart
But I caught on slow
Now I want it all back
And they told me so

Knew all the time
Knew from the get-go
That I’d want it all back
And they told me so

Goon

I got a job that pays real good
And I don’t do much at all
My hours are variable
You could say that I’m on call

Easy
I’m just another bad bad goon
Easy
Not the beast from the Black Lagoon
Easy
I’m a toady just working for the man
Easy
I’m a toady just paying Uncle Sam

Sometimes I have to do some stuff
That I don’t wanna do
But the big guy it’s what he wants
So I will see it through

Easy
I’m just another bad bad goon
Easy
Not the beast from the Black Lagoon
Easy
I’m a toady just working for the man
Easy
I’m a toady just paying Uncle Sam

There’s other dudes that got this gig
But I don’t know where they stand
Guess you could say that we’re a squad
All part of a master plan

I wear nice clothes and I got nice things
And I don’t do much at all
But when the good guys show up you can
Bet I’ll be the first to fall

Easy
I’m just another bad bad goon
Easy
Not the beast from the Black Lagoon
Easy
I’m a toady just working for the man
Easy
I’m a toady just paying Uncle Sam

Imma Gonna Call My Lawyer

Imma gonna call
Imma gonna call

Karen was driving to her church when she ran a traffic light
She got pulled over by police and so she said with spite –

Imma gonna call my law-ya
He’ll take a call from me
Imma gonna call my law-ya
And then you’re gonna see

Imma gonna call my law-ya
This is something you’ll regret
Imma gonna call my law-ya
And you’ll be in my debt

Ken ordered a Ferrari with Rosso Corsa paint
It came in Rosso Cina and so he said with his complaint –

Imma gonna call my law-ya
He’ll take a call from me
Imma gonna call my law-ya
And then you’re gonna see

Imma gonna call my law-ya
This is something you’ll regret
Imma gonna call my law-ya
And you’ll be in my debt

Imma gonna call my lawyer
He will come and rescue me
From your evil clutches
He will set me free

Imma gonna call my lawyer
She will come and make things right
She will crush your superpowers
She will bring the kryptonite

Imma gonna call
Imma gonna call

Ken ordered fries at Chic Fil A and added a milkshake
It came without the cherry so he left and thus he spake –

Imma gonna call my law-ya
He’ll take a call from me
Imma gonna call my law-ya
And then you’re gonna see

Imma gonna call my law-ya
This is something you’ll regret
Imma gonna call my law-ya
And you’ll be in my debt

It’s Too Complicated

First day of school and
I’m sweating bullets
and the lockers are new
and the rooms are hard to find

I would try but
It’s too complicated
I would go but
I’d get obliterated
I should try but
I’d be devastated
It’s too complicated
It’s too complicated

First day of work and
I’m sweating bullets
and the office is new
and the coffee’s hard to find

I would try but
It’s too complicated
I would go but
I’d get obliterated
I should try but
I’d be devastated
It’s too complicated
It’s too complicated

Everybody knows already
So I hate to ask
Which way is up and which is down yeah
I’m the new dumb ass

First time to do this
And I’m confused
There are forty lines and
They all look the same

Last time I did this
Was long ago
There were different ways but
I could make it out

I would try but
It’s too complicated
I would go but
I’d get obliterated
I should try but
I’d be devastated
It’s too complicated
It’s too complicated

What’s Wrong With Me

What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?

I try to say something smart
And out comes something dumb
And I don’t want to leave that place
until it’s overcome

So I stick around with an open mouth
And make it ten times worse
On the way home I play it back and
Hate that I’m not terse

What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?
I had it wrong from A to Z
Had an opinion
To disagree
What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?

I try to fix the kitchen sink
And flood the whole damn place
And then I try to clean it all and
Scratch up the bookcase

So I try to take the scratches out and
Screw up that small task
So when I take a look at it that’s
When I have to ask

What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?
I did it wrong successfully
Had the intention
The third degree
What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?

It’s always something
It’s always nothing
It’s always something
Something something something something

So when I take a look at it that’s
When I have to ask

What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?
I did it wrong successfully
I can’t boil water
I can’t make tea
What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?

What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with me?

Happy Place

I, I can’t seem to remember
I, I can’t find my way home
I, I seems like such a long way
I, I way too far to roam

I, I’m going to my happy place
And I won’t need my phone
I, I’m going to my happy place
And I won’t be alone

I, I looking all around me
I, I don’t know which way to go
I, I it’s been such a long day
I, I want my patio

I, I’m going to my happy place
I don’t need a chaperon
I, I’m going to my happy place
And it’s not overblown

Chee-chee and Chaani
Are the ones who wanna go
The ones who wanna go
The ones who love the flow

Chee-chee and Chaani
Are the ones who gotta go
The ones who gotta go
The ones who love the flow

I, I need my place to center
I, I need my place to rest
I, I it’s been such a long day
I, I need to decompress

I, I’m going to my happy place
And I won’t need my phone
I, I’m going to my happy place
And I won’t be alone

I, I’m going to my happy place
And it’s not overblown
I, I’m going to my happy place
I don’t need a chaperon