Uniform

Got a tie
Tie it ‘round my neck
Check my shirt
Can’t find a speck
Scan my face
‘fore I hit the deck
This is how
I score a paycheck

Whatcha want?
To party all nite
Whatcha got?
No party in sight
[Say]
Whatcha need?
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight

Gotta get out of this uniform
Seems I had it on since I was born
Got holes in the knees and is tattered and torn
Gotta get out
Gotta get out

Got a shirt
With little blue stripes
Can’t help that
They go with my wipes
Can’t complain
I’ve had worst gripes
I can fit in
With the gung-ho types

Got a badge
But they got my name wrong
But I don’t mind
Just gettin’ along
Not gonna quit
Fit in with the throng
They won’t know
As long as I’m strong

Whatcha want?
To party all nite
Whatcha got?
No party in sight
[Say]
Whatcha need?
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight

Gotta get out of this uniform
Seems I had it on since I was born
Got holes in the knees and is tattered and torn
Gotta get out
Gotta get out

This ain’t me
But I wear the suit
Don’t care too much
I still get to shoot
Not gonna stop
Do it for the loot
Just don’t care
If I get the boot

Whatcha want?
To fight the good fight
Whatcha got?
Watch the clock all night
[Say]
Whatcha need?
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight

Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight

Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight
Gotta hang tight

Gotta get out of this uniform
Seems I had it on since I was born
Got holes in the knees and is tattered and torn
Gotta get out
Gotta get out

Little White Lies

They told me to buy crypto
I was told I wanted in
So I bought up some lite coin
Waited for the dividend

The waiting has now gone long
I’ve watched it rise and fall
Not sure that they were that up-front
And they don’t answer my call

Ya told me your little white lies
And you told ‘em to my big fat face
And I believed your every word
But there was no truth there anyplace

She said we don’t need lawyers
We will just split everything
It will be so much easier
And you can take back your ring

It was music to my ears
Everything will work out fine
You go your own way
And me I’ll go mine

Ya told me your little white lies
And you told ‘em to my big fat face
And I believed your every word
But there was no truth there anyplace

Ya told me your little white lies
And then you sent me on my way
And on the way was when I found out
That there were all kinds of hell to pay

Maybe that’s little to you
Maybe that’s partially true
Maybe that’s fine to your crew
Maybe you don’t mean to screw

Maybe that’s just innocent
Maybe it’s all just well meant
Maybe you think I consent
But man my trust has just went
Just what I was looking for
Was the perfect fit and style
Had a scratch and dent or two
Still the best I’d seen in a while

They said it would last forever
A little love was all it’d need
I got it then and now I know
Wish my name wasn’t on the deed

Ya told me your little white lies
And you told ‘em to my big fat face
And I believed your every word
But there was no truth there anyplace

Ya told me your little white lies
And then you sent me on my way
And on the way was when I found out
That there were all kinds of hell to pay

Left Alone

Hey there Mr. Sonshine
Come on
Let me feel your glow
Lost a close friend today and
I’m feeling pretty low

Please come down from your glorious throne
Come visit me ‘cause I’m on my own
Come sit with me ‘cause no one’s home

Hey there Mr. Dayspring
Come on
Let me feel your shine
Lost another good one today and
She was a good friend of mine

Hey there Mr. Prince of Peace
Come on
Let me feel your hug
Lost a good friend today and
She was my lady bug

Please come down from your glorious throne
Come visit me ‘cause I’m on my own
Come sit with me ‘cause no one’s home

Ah
I don’t think it’ll be alright
And Ah
I don’t have the strength to fight

I’ve got to see ‘em come
And I’ve had to see ‘em go
Guess the older that you get
The more dead people you know

Hey there Light
Of the World please
Let me feel you near
Lost a good friend today and
She was pretty dear

Hey there Mr. King of Kings
Please come hug my neck
Lost a good friend today and
I am just a wreck

Please come down from your glorious throne
Come visit me ‘cause I’m on my own
Come sit with me ‘cause no one’s home

Watched her get the news and I watched her cry
Watched her struggle then I watched her die
Now I don’t even really want to try

We Ain’t Done (feat. Krosst Out)

I’m losing
I’m losing

I’m losing
I’m losing
I’m losing what I want
I’m losing

I’m weaker
I’m weaker
I’m weaker than I want
I’m weaker

I’m losing
I’m losing
I’m losing what I want
I’m losing what I want

It looks real bad
Might hurt a tad
Might turn out sad

Got to admit
Might oughta split
Might have to quit

Bottom of the ninth
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done
Count at oh and two
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done

I’m losing
I’m losing
I’m getting my ass kicked
I’m losing
I’m weaker
I’m weaker
I’m weaker than I want
I’m weaker

It’s harder
It’s harder
It’s harder than I want
It’s harder than I want

I’m older
I’m older
I’m older than I want
I’m older than I want

Looks like a fail
Might hit the trail
Skip out on bail

It’s gone all wrong
I’m not that strong
Might run along

Timer running out
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done
Had a scoring drought
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done

I could never be done,
They told me “finish what you started” but I started too much
Too many times is never enough.
All I ever do is keep on running it up (how much?)
It’s not for you to discuss.
I’m an open book, but I ain’t opening up.
Your middle fingers, start throwin em up
Me puttin it down sounds like a line with no punch,
I could never get it.
And it’s simple math really, cause it doesn’t add up.

I’m losing
I’m losing
I’m getting my ass kicked
I’m losing

I’m weaker
I’m weaker
I’m weaker than I want
I’m weaker

It looks real bad
Might hurt a tad
Might turn out sad

Back is on the mat
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done

Mighta knocked me flat
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done

No time on the clock
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done

Time to walk the walk
But we ain’t done
We ain’t done

Let’s get it

Arsenio Hall

Comes from Cleveland
But he rises to the top
Shows up on Soul Train
The man knows how to bop

We’re not talking Jordan
Nor Denzel Washington
We’re talking about the guy
Who’s cool and way more fun

Arsenio
It’s Arsenio Hall
Arsenio senio Hall

Thicke of The Night
Sidekick extraordinaire you know.
Winds up In Hollywood.
Gets his own talk show

He sure ain’t Dennis Rodman
And he sure ain’t Wesley Snipes
We white folks got to see the man
And not the stereotypes

Coming to AmerIca
Four roles the man can play
Drops a record
“Large and in Charge”
As big ol’ Chunky A

It’s Arsenio
It’s Arsenio Hall
Arsenio senio Hall
It’s Arsenio
It’s Arsenio Hall
Arsenio Hall

Comedian, actor
Host with wherewithal
There can only ever be
Just one
Arsenio Hall

He sure ain’t Dennis Rodman
And he sure ain’t Wesley Snipes

It’s Arsenio
It’s Arsenio Hall
Arsenio senio Hall
It’s Arsenio
It’s Arsenio Hall
Arsenio Hall

Nuthin’ Goin’ On

Amanda she got a suspicious mind
To reality she just ain’t confined
She’s always thinking that she’s been maligned
You just can’t win like that

Momma ain’t looking happy
But ain’t nothing going on
Momma acting all crappy
But ain’t nothing going on

She say whatcha doing with this long blonde hair
Don’t tell me that you picked it up at daycare
I know you been watching that girl named Claire
You see what I mean right

Momma ain’t looking happy
But ain’t nothing going on
I ain’t feeling too gutsy
But ain’t nothing going on

I’m walking on my tip-toe
But ain’t nothing going on
I’m looking for some ammo
But ain’t nothing going on

She wants to see my phone and read all my texts
And who wants that now that the girl is so vexed?
She’ll read all that stuff and take it out of context
Nobody wins like that.

So she stole my phone while I washed a plate
But it’s got no bats so we at stalemate
So she plugs it in and we have to wait
I don’t think this ends well

I’m walking on my tip-toe
But ain’t nothing going on
I’m looking for some ammo
But ain’t nothing going on

Even if I wanted to cheat
Who’s gonna wanna kiss this cheek?
Look at me, I’m shaped like a pear
Torn t-shirt and stained underwear
Make just enough to pay the rent
What crazy gal would want this gent?

Now she’s got my phone and fingering my text
Wonder what she’s gonna wanna see next
Now I’m the one with a big complex
This ain’t no way to live

Now she’s done with the texts and walking away
And after all that she got nothing to say
I guess this is just another week day
This ain’t no way to live

Momma can’t be that happy
There ain’t nothing going on
Momma can’t be all crappy
There ain’t nothing going on

I’m walking with my head high
There ain’t nothing going on
Do what I do to get by
There ain’t nothing going on

New Thing

It’s a new thing
It’s a new thing

I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing

It’s a new thing
It’s a new thing

I got this new thing in the mail
It makes me feel so happy.
I get a new thing in the mail
it makes me sing so sappy.

I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing

I got this new thing at the mall
It makes me feel so happy
I got this old thing at Goodwill
It makes me act so crappy

It’s a new thing
It’s a new thing
It’s a new thing
It’s a new thing

I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing
I got a new thing

Lisa Is A Killer

She killed me

Lisa is a killer
She don’t need a gun
She don’t like nobody
She won’t spare no one

Lisa is a killer
She don’t know right from wrong
She was raised by ninjas
She is deceptively strong

Lisa is a killer
She don’t need a knife
She creeps up behind you
She will snuff your life

She knows all tricks of the trade
She has no feelings to hurt
Master of a thousand disguises
Assassin in a polka dot skirt

She killed me

Lisa is a killer
She ain’t on no one’s side
Ain’t no place you can run
Ain’t no place you can hide

Lisa is a killer
She don’t know right from wrong
She was raised by ninjas
She is deceptively strong

Lisa is a killer
She don’t need poison
She is on a rampage
She has just begun

Lisa is a killer
Lisa
Lisa is a killer
She killed me
Lisa is a killer